a yarn/thread/fiber loving fool with MS

Jack boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she’s headed straight toward his seat. To his delight, she takes the seat right beside his.  Eager to strike up a conversation, Jack blurts out, “Business trip or vacation?” She turns, smiles and says, “Business — I’m going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.”

Jack swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him and she’s going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, “What’s your business role at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she says. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really,” he says, swallowing hard. “What myths are those?”

“Well,” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it’s men of Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. “I’m sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name!”

“Tonto!” Jack says, “Tonto Goldstein! But my friends call me Bubba!”

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